landofrunawayangels

landofrunawayangels:

RAPHAEL:
Hello!
My name is Raphael
And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.

URIEL:
Hello!
My name is Uriel.
I’m in need of some assistance.
That’s where you humans come in.

RAPHAEL:
It is
Quite easy. Just say yes.
Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!
My name is Balthazar.
If you have an English accent
Then you’re looking good.

GABRIEL:
Hello!
They call me Gabriel!

MICHAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
I’m looking for commitment
And someone who shuts up.

URIEL:
You can’t
Force us to leave real fast.

ANAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
Just like dating? Not at all!
You’re mine if you recall.
Hello!

LUCIFER:
Hello!
My name is Lucifer!
You’re the perfect vessel for me
Dear Sam Winchester.

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Oh, Dean!

LUCIFER:
You’ll say yes to me.
You know that it will still happen to you eventually!

RAPHAEL:
Come On!

MICHAEL:
Dean!

RAPHAEL:
My name is-

BALTHAZAR:
Jesus Christ!

URIEL:
You’re not my only choice.

RACHEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
This runs in families!

LUCIFER:
Hey Sam!

ANAEL:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Hey, Dean!

ANAEL:
My name is Anael!

URIEL:
We’ll try your kids.

BALTHAZAR:
By doing this you’re going to help us
Save the world!

LUCIFER:
Say yes?

ALL:
We’ll save the world!

BALTHAZAR:
Just you and me!

ALL:
We’ll show you how!

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

MICHAEL:
You free?

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We can start on all this right now!

URIEL:
No thanks?

BALTHAZAR:
You sure?

URIEL:
Oh, well.

BALTHAZAR:
That’s fine.

URIEL:
Goodbye!

BALTHAZAR:
He has a son.

URIEL and RACHEL:
Let’s go!

ALL:
You simply won’t believe how much
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!

CASTIEL:
Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?!
You can stick your hand in boiling water!

GOD:
No, No, Castiel!
That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Angels, show him!

ANGELS:
Hello!

CASTIEL:
Hello…

ANGELS:
My name is:

CASTIEL:
Castiel?

ANGELS:
And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.

RAPHAEL:
Say Yes!

URIEL:
Hello!

BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL:
There’s one!

ANAEL and ZACHARIAH:
Let’s go!

LUCIFER:
Just go say yes!

MICHAEL:
He’s free!

ZACHARIAH:
For them!

MICHAEL:
For me!

ANGELS:
You see?
You simply won’t believe
How much our Grace will change
Your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change-
-So you aren’t claimed by

ANAEL:
Hell…O!

LUCIFER:
Me!

ANGELS:
You might as well say yes
But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest.
Save eternity
For all your family.
We can fully guarantee you that
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
The Grace of Angels!
(Angels!)
Hello!!!

DEAN:
Bullshit!

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landofrunawayangels:

Lyrics:

My brother is a moron.
And he doesn’t have a clue.
He’s got a boyfriend, doesn’t realize
HE’S STARING RIGHT AT YOU!
Just quit it with your eye-sex,
Just go and get it on.
Our lives are short so making a frickin’ move
Before the chance is gone!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean’s brooding and Cas is oblivious!
Put me out of my misery

Dean, don’t be scared of feelings,
Just go get your own room.
I’m sick of awkwardly third-wheeling;
You’ve got to do it soon!

Cas, he’s kinda stupid.
Was Purgat’ry this bad?
I don’t get how you can put up with him;
This is really sad!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean is brooding and Cas is oblivious,
Put me out of my misery.

I can feel the love tonight,
So I ask, why can’t they?!
Unless I drag a cupid down right here,
They’ll push it all away.

But Dean won’t fall in love tonight,
It can be assumed.
Because that’s Dean,
And somehow we love him.

In short, we all are doomed!

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!

THIS IS BRILLIANT